corey allison

what will it take to show you that it’s not the life it seems?

[J J ☀️ @jpookie_]

Dad got mad at me today 🤕

@coreyyallison

[J J ☀️ @jpookie_]

I’m slowly becoming this person more and more..

In the words of @coreyyallison “you’re just not that man you used to be” 😭😭😭

[OnlyFans Girls Posting Their L's @OnlyFansPostinL]

😭😭

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is one of the most captivating equations in mathematics, which also tells us that iⁱ is a real number. To prove it, you just need to consider that

eⁱˣ = cosx + i sinx

and solve it for x = 𝜋/2.
[read more: https://t.co/UjeqZgHPa3]

[J J ☀️ @jpookie_]

Happy birthday @coreyyallison 🥳🫶🏽

[corey allison @coreyyallison]

Twas the most necessary

[Jon Bernthal @jonnybernthal]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Zach Wolchuk @ZachWolchuk]

Who's your favorite ginger?

[corey allison @coreyyallison]

I almost, for a split second, started to believe in the DCU when it hinted at his return at the end of black Adam.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Henry Cavill says he is no longer returning as Superman.

[corey allison @coreyyallison]

Trying to explain to my gf how I think of every day being one closer to death instead of it being another opportunity like she does 🥴

[corey allison @coreyyallison]

So like, what pills make you happy

[Miguel.Ⓜ️ @doublemb__]

I can’t eat like I use to bro that first plate had me fighting for my fucking life on the sofa

[corey allison @coreyyallison]

Not many things I have done in my past make me cringe… but you bet your ass I’m going to remember them at 2am when I’m trying to sleep

[corey allison @coreyyallison]

If reincarnation is real…. I’m going to be pissed

[corey allison @coreyyallison]

If you know me…. You know I hate the USPS more than anything in the world. But city of Austin utilities….. you are getting very close to being number 1 on my list….

[toe, lover (living) @carobunga]

*touching his circumcision scar* they hurt you

[J J ☀️ @jpookie_]

Screaming 😂

[corey allison @coreyyallison]

@AllisonAshleg @jmntlv_ He hated it

[corey allison @coreyyallison]

I have had a rough last 5 years. But nothing has made me want to off myself more than losing 16-2 to my potential GF in skiball