Duco 🐶🐾🍞

Small puppy, big city.
▶️ My favorite activities are belly rubs, biting your fingers and farting
🐕 Pembroke Welsh Corgi
🍰 Jul 9th, 2018
🏠 São Paulo

[Duco 🐶🐾🍞 @corgiduco]

BALL! en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/FnQgfpABRf

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BALL? en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/vUXFAGp34v

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I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off. en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/JG74U3puZs

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I'll remember 2019 like it was yesterday.

Happy new year! en Madrid https://t.co/XKkPN5W51p

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Believing in 12.5% of the bible makes you an eight theist. en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/Ys7ae12g26

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I'm on drugs. en Madrid https://t.co/YXnHvlRas1

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A cheetah and a lion are racing.

The cheetah wins.

The lion says: man you a cheetah.

The cheetah says: nah man you a lion. en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/yUXLEDmVbp

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If I concentrate hard enough, I can make the ball levitate. 🧙🏼‍♂️

Next trick: the disappearing treats. 😋 en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/sHSDg6bnNH

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory. en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/ymrued9cwQ

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet. en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/8Ip3IPg847

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire! en Madrid https://t.co/gYmRjrhqVG

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What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast! en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/zKFuyvS9Sy

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¿Cuál es el número que no se vende?

El noventa.

(Foto con mi amiga aysha.puppy) en Madrid https://t.co/ZKEPoIoPzB

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Who wants some treats?

Me me me me me me me me me me me... en Madrid https://t.co/LTscxl3j4K

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up. en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/dIQgJUusfT

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Did I turn the oven off? en Vila Madalena https://t.co/u3fPAAYIsF

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¿En qué se parece un elefante a una cama?

En que uno es un paquidermo y otra es pa que duermas. en Beco do Batman https://t.co/hoYFVCSnqz

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender and the patrons are very confused as to how a horse wandered into a bar, so they hurriedly shoo it back outside. en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/QV2TCd4DD6

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The guy who invented autocorrect should burn in hello. en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/kPbzogGLfo

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction. en Madrid, Spain https://t.co/EKfcShRIb2