cori

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission

[Adam @_dams0n]

22 year old coworker is telling us at happy hour that he’s surprised his Hinge date tomorrow has never had an espresso martini given that she’s bisexual

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[dakota @im2hai]

someone will act like they want you and have a girlfriend a month later baby you want anybody you want refuge from solitude you are a spiritual asylum seeker

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

first Juneteenth without Charlie Kirk

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[tnr92 @tnr92tnr92]

The concept of Survivor 50 having a MAGA alliance whose leader is refusing to accept the outcome after losing the majority vote

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

I love cirie fields

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

The libs are right the trucks are too big

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy birthday, weed

[sophiee @peaapodd]

what do yall think data centers are genuinely

[Rizo (RizGod) Velovic Updates 🚨 @Rizgodbase]

This is how I feel every time I see Cirie turn around and say “and then I told Rizo” #Survivor50

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

i don’t get people that are anti medication. i will pop a pill for everything. why would i suffer if i could just take a pill and fix it? science is for ME! and drug interactions don’t exist in my world because i’m pure of heart. i’m no big pharma shill but i am a beneficiary

[jill @littlefucky]

I still seriously fuck with Timothee Chalamet. Should I go straight to Hell?