Cori Mapes

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Sometimes i just sit here and think about what I would be like if I didn’t have this dude. I’ve realized that I would be a very depressed, very anxious, very angry person without him, and i can see how much of an impact he’s had on my life. Thanks for saving me.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

My favorite day of the week is Saturday.
It’s the day I call my sister so I can talk to my guppies.
Every Saturday I hear “I wanna talk to Toto!” “I… love… YOU!”
And it makes my week.
I was so made to be an aunt and I love it.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

I was a shell of a person on my antidepressants and couldn’t name a single time I was happy on them.

But I can smoke a joint and be in the best mood and enjoying life.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

I’m not the person to argue with over thc and it being federally legalized. 🙃

I went off ALL my meds (antidepressant, anxiety, sleep aid, and migraine medicine) thanks to weed. And I’ll die on the hill that smoking an herb can have the same benefits as prescription meds.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

I don’t care what you say.
If your work emails don’t involve memes or gifs then theyre boring and you’re not really enjoying your work emails 🙃

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

My camera roll went from beaches and open waters to the frozen tundra that is work.

I’m not okay. 😭

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

You can be plastered and still fun to be around.
You can be toasted and still not be an ass.
You can be drunk.
You don’t need to be an ass while you are.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

As someone that used to get shit faced but has been sober for 4 years…
I do not care if people drink. I care when they get loud and belligerent. I care when they make everyone around them miserable. I care when they make everyone want to walk away.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Wouldn’t recommend @Citibank to anyone.
They make helping family that are in different countries nearly impossible.
Save yourself headaches and worry. Go with @CapitalOne or @Discover

Sincerely
Someone who just sort an hour on the phone trying to make sure cards work 🙃

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Call me crazy but I don’t crave the “married with 2 kids” life. I crave the adventure, the spontaneity, the house overflowing with animals.

I crave everything except that life, and for some reason that bothers OTHER people.

🤷🏻‍♀️ sorry my life isn’t what you pictured but I’m happy

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

The holiday season I was reminded why I don’t drink. 🙃
I didn’t need a reminder, but I got one. Grown adults should know how to handle their liquor. 🤷🏻‍♀️ if they can’t, then they shouldn’t drink.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Another holiday with my nieces and nephews.
Another holiday that I leave throwing up.

🙃 compromised immune systems are not fun.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Expert at pissing people off by asking them to do their jobs. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just going to put that on my resume.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

I was not having a fun time at work tonight.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

My back and shoulders have been killing me.
Finally relaxed enough for PT.
3 ribs put back into place and my entire spine popping.
God bless that woman.
For the first time in a week, I can breathe without being in pain.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Fully convinced I was meant to be an aunt.
Thriving with all my babies 🥰
I don’t need kids, I just need my nieces and nephews.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

I was named after my mother.
My youngest niece is named after my mother.

But until she can understand anything, she was named after me 💅🏼

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Thankful for small towns and growing up knowing people. Because I did NOT want to drive 4 hrs to close my accounts. 🙌🏼

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Man. I could use my mom right now 😞

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Maturing is choosing silence around people that need to know everything.

[Cori Mapes @corimapes]

Rebecca Yarros breaks my heart with every book I read of hers.
And yet I continue to pick them up over and over again.