Cori

Wildly inappropriate, coffee-loving mum.

[Cori @corimsampson]

!!!! Salsa jars make the best glasses !!!!

[Cori @corimsampson]

Wood stove is fired up and my AC is also in the window. Two days out from June 😬

[Jason Shetler @Jason_Shetler]

Ahh Pennsylvania - The only state that requires the A/C & furnace to be on in the span of 2 days

[Cori @corimsampson]

@Garbz123 I contemplate harassing the service dudes that are around here about it. #karen

[Cori @corimsampson]

I wanna know why Armstrong won’t service my house for wifi but does the house that’s 0.25 miles away

[Cori @corimsampson]

Y’all ever just wake up with anxiety for no actual reason?

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

JUNE AND JULY GONE BE SUCH GOOD MONTHS I COULD FEEL IT IN MY BONES

[Cori @corimsampson]

@OliviaTracey3 it’s u

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average 25 to 34-year-old reportedly spends $2,008 a year at coffee shops

[Cori @corimsampson]

This sun is the tits I tell ya

[Cori @corimsampson]

Feels fricken good to be at peace

[Cori @corimsampson]

@rufultz 😂

[Cori @corimsampson]

Does anyone ever have the “wow this is an age divide” moment when talking to younger people? I’m 24 and was wounded the first time it happened

[Cori @corimsampson]

I can’t believe I grew a human. Wtf

[Cori @corimsampson]

@klferoz

[Cori @corimsampson]

I bought a dirtbike for my Mother’s Day present.

[Cori @corimsampson]

@HawdCoor I def do. Mine aren’t nearly as good as coffee days

[Cori @corimsampson]

Putting myself on a one latte a week limit bc those fuckers are $$$$$ sooo good tho

[Cori @corimsampson]

@deitzlauren I love love the chocolate raspberry

[Cori @corimsampson]

We don’t deserve local natives

[Cori @corimsampson]

@mandalynn222 Being a girl mom is brutal sometimes 😂

[Cori @corimsampson]

Me: Charlotte can you turn down your phone C: yeah mom I get it. Cool it.

[ANTHONY ZUCCARO @externaljew]

Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they’ve evolved to this level of grip strength