"Big Anthony was hired to do elderly Strega Nona’s chores, but being a man incapable of performing household labor adequately, he gets too distracted by the shiny magical pot." All hail Strega Nona, carb-hoarding witch https://t.co/cGzrRGF7Jf
There is, of course, a German word for the drive to soothe uncertainty by buying and buying: Hamsterkäufe, meaning to shop like a nervous, bulging-cheeked hamster. https://t.co/quW1YMdvj2
We came up with 78 complex new emotions, including creditphoria, angstalgia, rembarrassment, and tweetscendence. Now it's your turn: What are some of your own invented feelings? https://t.co/HpYrzvBXVG
A critical component is missing from the new Wegmans in Brooklyn, depriving New York City shoppers of the Full Wegmans Experience https://t.co/bpWJ115zSG
This is Sally. She doesn’t mind complying with the “dogs must be enclosed in a container on the subway” rule because it’s truly quite fashionable. 14/10
"An unfluencer has the power to mess with your head, setting you off balance and making you question what you like and don’t like, what you know to be cool and what is corny." https://t.co/AHWgAY5SJS
Instagram may be the worst social media platform for your mental health. Instagram influencers, who rely on it for income, are being hit especially hard by its ill-effects. https://t.co/C5SIiYxpKD
Lil Miquela is approximately as interesting to the state of influencers as Tony the Tiger is to biologists who study wild tigers. It’s not “art”, it’s a one-punchline joke made by ad agencies that has convinced people it’s deeper than it is. I hate it! https://t.co/gjyntUcenz
Many men of the internet will fracture their own vertebrae to avoid being called influencers, even when their work—building a brand, getting #sponsored, promoting products & themselves—fits the definition. They prefer terms like "digital content creator." https://t.co/9Ln0L3oEsp