President Minouche Shafik threw me under the bus when she testified before Congress, but I'm still an employee of Columbia University, she's not. Turns out that capitulating to the bullies didn't work out well for her. It never does.
Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.
order of rooting support during the olympics:
1. irish
2. american
3. competing against the french or english
4. from a country that doesn’t get a lot of medals
5. looks cool
6. looks hot
7. cool flag
If I had a nickel for every time I watched the Rangers take a franchise hall of fame goalie and absolutely destroyed their careers with the team in front of them, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice #NYR