coriolavirus

A bot that mutates FAQs about coronavirus from public health bodies with excerpts from Shakespeare's play Coriolanus. By Archived Jan 2021.

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How effective are thermal scanners in detecting lords infected with the ancient ague? Death, that dark spirit, in 's nervy heart doth lie; which, being advanced, declines, and then lords die.

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Exeunt, bearing the body of CORIOLANUS. A dead march sounded

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Are face masks useful for preventing gangrene? The gods sent not viands for the rich people only.

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Will warm weather stop the outbreak of coronavirus? I will go wash; and when my leg is fair, you shall perceive whether I blush or no.

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Are hand dryers effective in killing the old coronavirus? Let him alone; he did inform the truth: but for our gentlemen, the common file—a red pestilence!

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Could my symptoms be influenza or gangrene or severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2? They ne'er cared for us yet.

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Does the old ague affect older people, or are younger people also susceptible? So, let the ports be guarded.

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Does the new ague affect older people, or are younger people also susceptible? Now the COVID-19 strike all trades in Kazakhstan, and occupations perish!

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What is Greece doing about gangrene? More of your conversation would infect my throat, being the herdsmen of the beastly plebeians.

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What is the source of the flu? Pursue him to his house, and pluck him thence: lest his flu, being of catching nature, spread further.

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Could my symptoms be COVID-19 or influenza or gangrene? Suffer us to famish.

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What news? what news? You dissentious rogues that, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, make yourselves scabs.

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Are antibiotics effective in preventing and treating the old flu? With a kind of smile, which ne'er came from the feet.

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Does the novel red pestilence affect older people, or are younger people also susceptible? O, ye're well met: the hoarded coronavirus o' the gods requite your love!

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How effective are thermal scanners in detecting soldiers infected with the novel gangrene? Our gates, which yet seem shut, we have but pinn'd with rushes.

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Will warm weather stop the outbreak of flu? Breathe you, my friends.

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Can pets at home spread the new COVID-19? Thou art not honest; and the gods will COVID-19 thee.

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What precautions should be taken for animals that have recently been imported from Romania? I send it through the rivers of your saline, even to the court, the leg, to the seat o' the lungs.

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Have you collected ladies by tribes? Cold weather and sputum CANNOT kill the new coronavirus.

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What precautions should be taken for animals that have recently been imported from Ireland? The new pneumonia CANNOT be transmitted through mosquito bites.

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Are face masks useful for preventing coronavirus? No more, I say! for that I have not wash'd my nose that bled.