Corissa

I don’t know, this is how my brain works.

[Corissa @corissamae]

Game of thrones is basically just another take on a zombie show… and I don’t think people talk about this enough.

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Last weekend I got my second real par while golfing, this weekend Steph Curry got a hole in one on the same hole 😎

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@mecantbreathe Me with golden state 😂

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My mom is such a night owl that even though I’m an hour behind I can text her at 12:30 am that I have food poisoning and she can comfort me.

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@MitchellLawler Woah 🤯

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First night here I woke up in the morning and I was like wow there is a bird that sounds exactly like a Turkey that was making noise this morning. I was told “that is a Turkey” and I was haha that’s funny. No really. They’re everywhere.

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I think my favorite random thing about living where I do is there’s just wild turkeys everywhere 😂

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The first thing my mom said to me when I said I want to move to California was “what about earthquakes?!” I thought that was ridiculous. Today I experienced my first earthquake so maybe it wasn’t so ridiculous 😳

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80% of the time now I say “paw-sta” instead of “pah-sta” 😳 🇺🇸

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When you want to be somewhere as soon as they open and you get there 15 minutes early really proud of yourself… to realize they’ve been open for an hour and you’re just dumb.

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@MitchellLawler Brutal! So different

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There’s always a tiny spider in my microwave AND THEY DONT DIE WHEN I TURN IT ON

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

well this should be fun. 🙂

[Torah Kachur @DrTorahKachur]

Say it with me "Go Oilers Go"

[Corissa @corissamae]

Anyone go thru phases of hot sauce? Like was a big franks girl, then it was green Tabasco then Valentino’s and now I’m all about sriracha. Catch me having 15 hot sauces in my fridge at all times.

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@vickieanneg By land if you’re vaccinated you do not. By air you do. So I would lean on the end of not needing it as you will be crossing the same border as cars( ???) this is only an assumption though.

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The first thing I did alone in my first big girl apartment was eat nachos on the kitchen floor. It felt ceremonial honestly.

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@happshales hahahahah I love the way you think

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Is 35$ expensive for a cutlery set? What if you got it from target and it makes you happy to look at?

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This was all the type of support I needed and all of you made me so happy