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the only reason I’ve made it this far is artificial insulin and the love of Jesus

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@odetobolus Applesauce!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Watching The Crown just shows you that you can be the queen of England or you can be the girl next door, we all got the same problems with men…stay safe

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Just wanting to bless your day.

[lex @VISCER4L]

luke hemmings being the prettiest person alive thread

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@artisticgen1 @red10meg Are those baby chicken pot pies?!? 🥹

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To celebrate my 28th birthday, I played Animal Crossing while consuming an entire wheel of brie cheese by myself today. Thriving.

[Charlotte Isenberg @blueridgejewess]

there’s (un)surprisingly a deafening silence on this, so let me say it again:
Franciscan University, the accredited Catholic institution, has played host to a cult for decades which has participated in the sexual abuse of multiple women.

[Ashton Irwin @Ashton5SOS]

We’re all just walking each other home

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@exfundiediary John.

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@redlinelrh Screaming, crying, throwing up 😭😭😭

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Coming back from a dramatic low blood sugar is like escaping the claws of death.

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We’re having a roast with mashed potatoes for dinner tonight and I am literally so excited.

It’s 8am.

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@Kristenng28 @RyanNixon_41 @NoahKahan Seasons of the sticks omg 😭❤️

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I have received many wonderful gifts in my life, but I have to say that one of THE BEST gifts ever is my sloth @TheOodie from @Nat_King_Cola. Top tier comfy.

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@TheresaZoe Makes me sick to say this, but I 100% agree.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

jesus leaving the tomb

[Jasmine The Great | Strategy & Stuff @lmTheReasonWhy]

To all of the women who haven’t been in a serious relationship yet, especially if you’re 25-30:

YOU ARE NOT MISSING OUT ON A FUCK THING. I PROMISE. LIVE YOUR LIFE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG YOU —

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@DaddyMando_ @squishmallows He’s definitely worth the investment 🥹 my diabestie!!!!

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@MaterGarruli I literally looked up the lyrics for Iggy’s Fancy and was like ????? 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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@pizzahut’s chicken Alfredo pasta is banggginnnn.

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@chonkychole @Yankees Yay baby G!!! Boo Yankees!!!