John

Tottenham Hotspur. Houston Texans. Law student. This is a Rob Jones and Craig Pawson Hate Account.

[John @corkspur]

To be fair to Tottenham, it’d be difficult to strip Harry Kane of the captaincy.

Especially when the captain is Hugo Lloris.

[Lianne Sanderson @liannesanderson]

Harry kane didn’t show up for over a week 🤣 Aubameyang shows up late and gets captaincy stripped? Both are wrong in my opinion. But what’s the double standard? Oh yes it’s the England captain 🤔 #Aubameyang #Arsenal #Captain

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Our thoughts are with Christian Eriksen and his family.

Wishing you a full and speedy recovery, Christian. We’re all with you 🤍

[John @corkspur]

Useless cunt almost relegated us, but doesn’t have the bottle to apologise. I wish him nothing the worst, fuck off forever Thomas 🤡

[The Spurs Watch @TheSpursWatch]

🚨🎙️Thomas Frank finally speaks after leaving Spurs:

“Leaving Tottenham has given me the chance to step back and reflect on my journey so far. Football management is a profession that demands complete commitment every single day, and periods like this are a rare opportunity to assess, learn and gain a fresh perspective.
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From the outside, it may have looked like a time of many challenges at Tottenham when results were not what we wanted. From within, however, it becomes clear why the club is so special - full of talented people who work tirelessly every day. I have no doubt Tottenham has a bright future.”

@LMA_Managers

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Andy Robertson, welcome to our family 🤍

[John @corkspur]

Mikel Arteta is the worst Basque terrorist since ETA

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Bukayo Saka in UCL final:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 key passes
0 successful take-ons
0 accurate crosses

Cardio.

[Marcus Buckland @marcus_buckland]

So PSG end their season as they started it….with a penalty shootout win over a team from North London.

And I know which one played the better football against them!!

#COYS

[John @corkspur]

I hate both of them, but this is genuinely immense shithousery 🤭

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Central @WestHam_Central]

RT IF YOU SUPPORT A LONDON CLUB AND HAVE WON A EUROPEAN TROPHY

[John @corkspur]

@piersmorgan @biel_m04 Warra European trophy

[Ergo @SniersMoregut]

Thank god the suffocating anti football marginal gains fake injuries gamesmanship cunts didn’t win that

Despite trying their best to make it the worst final in living memory

Fuck off and then fuck of some more. And when you’ve finished fuck off again

[John @corkspur]

Warra European trophy

[Jon @jonhotspur1988]

😏😏😏

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Kvaratskhelia who? Ever heard of Mosquera?

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_inside]

CHAMPIONS D’EUROPE !! 🏆❤️💙

[Tottenham Independent Transfer Stories @solventspurs]

European trophies:

Brennan Johnson - 2

Arsenal - 0

[John @corkspur]

What a quadruple-winning season this has been #FOYG

[Paul O Keefe @pokeefe1]

Out of reach for Gabriel

[John @corkspur]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ARSENAL WIN A EUROPEAN TROPHY?

HAVE YOU FUCK 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[John @corkspur]

The fact that he is still employed by Tottenham Hotspur is insane to me. He should have been kicked off the Skywalk, wearing a blindfold with his hands tied behind his back, at full-time on Sunday.

[Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTiers]

🚨 Sporting director Johan Lange's future at #Tottenham remains in serious doubt after their dreadful season.

[Alasdair Gold] 🥇