Jon Cormany

WHATEVER DUDE!

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#candycanechallenge

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It would mean so much to me if you would vote for my entry in #faceofhalloween2025 contest
https://t.co/oZakmv4pfd

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It would mean so much to me if you'd vote for me on the #faceofhalloween contest
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Did Applebee's write this article?

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Crazy they released the sequel so fast. Make sure you take your kids to them in order. #WolfmanMovie #DogManMovie

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Yea I know about demure. everytime I see myself in demure I cry

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A website called "only friends" where my friends pay me for screenshots of my posts that they already can see.

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For personal reasons I have decided to eat a whole bucket of KFC all by myself.

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@WhitneyLaneF @SDLila @Applebees you get in?

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@Applebees I'm still in line for the Date Night Pass, I was 7th in line, is the site just laggin?

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@WhitneyLaneF @SDLila @Applebees

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#applebees I was 7th in line, after it said "less than a minute" for about 30 mins, it kicked me out

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@SDLila @Applebees it was at 12:31, it kicked me out soon after

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it kicked me out so sad I won't be eating good in the neighborhood

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@Applebees I'm not leaving without my pass! I was 7th in line! This will save my marriage!

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@SDLila @Applebees

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@itsdatmanjb @Applebees

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@itsdatmanjb @Applebees but I had the button to buy and got in line

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Hi sharks, I'm here to ask if any of you have any idea what is actually going on? I'll give you 50% of a high five if you can invest in the answer.

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"Who has two thumbs and..."
Bro quit showing off your thumbs

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Doctor: Do you diet and exercise?

Me: In this economy!?