*please insert chip*
Is this a debit card?
Is the total amount correct?
Would you like cash back?
Would you like a receipt?
Do you love this shit?
Are you high right now?
Do you ever get nervous?
who the fuck is addicted to the uber app bro who is just chillin on the uber app for hours on end trying to distract themselves from the harsh reality of the world https://t.co/HdJkQtU89Z