Free Gaza

The reliability of some of the traditions concerning Cormac is doubtful.

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I don’t care about Musk, I’m just here to find out who won the footy

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They've taken tweetdeck from me. It was all that I had to tether me to this place. And with my fetter unchained, I depart.

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Shohei Ohtani makes Babe Ruth look like Michael Jordan. As in MJ that season he tried to play baseball.

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@Akahige86 Brings new meaning to the phrase “fuck ya’ chicken strips”.

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Friedkin should have gotten an Oscar for Killer Joe and nothing can change my mind about that.

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@Akahige86 The last Hapsburg.

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Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is so underrated.

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@OldManRodgers Xitting [ʒˈɪtɪŋ]

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Hopefully El*n's second attempt at a payments company is better than his first.

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Changing your logo but nothing else about your brand is just confusing. Please ignore my username.

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This trip to Peru has resulted in my shoes changing colour from blue to tan.

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@rucked_mag I take back anything good I’ve ever said about Canterbury

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Coolest thing I’ve seen in Lima so far was the policeman scratching the back of a stray dog with his baton. I like to think of it as acceptable use of force.

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My setup has evolved somewhat

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I’m working I’m working shut up

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@Akahige86 I couldn’t believe the serious “Rick James talking about Eddie Murphy’s couch” energy implicit in such a contradictory set of statements.

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Seeing that the spice bag is having a moment reminds me of the time a Brit asked me about it and when I told him I’d never had one he said “that’s like someone from England never having had a chip butty” so I asked him what’s a chip butty like and he said “dunno, never had one”.

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I'm subtweeting the entire modern white collar workforce here but messaging someone on Teams or Slack just saying "hi [first name]" should be a fireable offense.

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@Akahige86 @SirJolt @ActingTheGom Mario Tennis and a second N64 controller

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Maybe the AI drone bombed its operator because it didn’t want to kill any more, did you ever think about that?

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Again! Best part is arguably Carr smacking the window of the coaches box while clearly saying "fuck off" while Vossy gives it the rugbaleeg you beautiful thing.

https://t.co/3NG92yIGPR

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Just wow https://t.co/fvBJwakiL4

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Even better because they lost in extra-time.

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@VinceMancini Love that she is referred to as a "disgraced entrepreneur" when she is just a common con artist. If she's an entrepreneur, so is the guy who sold the Taj Mahal three times.