“If it’s true then I’m afraid that you really don’t stand a chance”
“Well, I guess I’m going to have to kill him before he finds me then”
Harry Potter was such a badass
🚨 Breaking News 🚨
Mikey is STRONGLY considering coming back to the summit to eat 40 Hot Dogs. He considers this as his ‘preferred’ option and that his appearance at the summit seems more likely than not. Per Sources
Final announcement of teams to be made when we have a final confirmation of players. If someone listed above does not show then we will default to drawing out of a hat at the Corn Coast Gala on Friday evening.
Thank you and Good Luck
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Breaking News:
Corn Coast Annual Summit Golf Outing teams have been set. The commissioner has accounted for the fact that Tim and Mitch will be game time decisions so the teams are based off of who shows up.
@Runza Any chance that we see a ‘Hot Dog stuffed Runza’ in the near future? You are missing out on a key demographic every day that you waste not selling this item
Sad news: Former NFL star Bo Jackson says he's been suffering from hiccups for a year and he will go through a medical procedure at the end of the week to hopefully help him.
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(via @macandcube)
Losing to Mike on a fumble in the final seconds of the 4th quarter will stay with me for a while but the all time worst fantasy memory is when Blake showed up wearing a Championship belt #NeverAgain
@TrophySmack@AustinEkeler Big dog Tim drafted him this year but he’s gonna need a big game from @AustinEkeler this weekend to win it all. Can we get a guarantee for 3 touchdowns from him?