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[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

@smithtay13 sureeeee

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

@smithtay13 are you calling me fat

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

How to deal with ISIS. Merica. https://t.co/3QCFaaVjK0

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

Three things you need to know to be a good plumber
1. Shit runs down hill
2. Don't chew your finger nails
And
3. Paydays on Friday

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

Less than a Month and I'll be back in the FORT for the best week of the year #CC15 @SERVEDwithICE68 @rebeliousranly @quinquin_7

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

@quinquin_7 4 cans a day and you'll be more badass than Ron Swanson

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

@quinquin_7 two cans a day keeps the doctor and the dentist away

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

@Just_GoldyUC @Twinkee64 come visit me in North dakota or in Texas in a few weeks

[Ron Swanson @RonUSwanson]

My meat will bring you to your knees.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

RT if you’ve ever wasted too much time on a bitch who didn’t deserve it

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

@BigBootyJutte im in North Dakota

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

@BigBootyJutte more like18

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girls, don't beat around the bush, just be straight up with me. I don't play that guessing game shit...

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

@BigBootyJutte ill go to the game with ya

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

Harvesters dont count sheep to go to sleep, we count pheasants and bushels

[clay middendorf @Corn_Fed_4X4]

@MarcusYoder im sure Scotty will