tori🍀

🇮🇪+🇲🇽 - Mother of two (header)

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

What if I came back to this acct tho

[Liz Hennessey @hennessey_liz]

I need thinking of you by katy perry covered by @NeckDeepUK

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

I no longer cry over my trauma- I cry about the economy.

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

VEGAS BABY

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

I bring my dog to work every day bc I’m spoiled and I see more and more people in the office building doing the same 🥺 it’s so cute and fun.

[frisky lil bih 🐆 @friskmegooddd]

If you strong enough for this you deserve that money

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

A fake Christmas tree for over 1k??? You can’t be this rich and still need Jesus.

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

You know what… i might buy myself a truck

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

Is it a fit or is she just skinny? Lmaoo

[❦ @thesoftestaura]

liquid slip dress in pearl by subsurface🦪

[uncle june @catholicguilter]

unrelated but Madonna in the peak of her career did what Taylor would never do. Madonna was the most famous female pop singer in the world and she jeopardised her career to stand up for lgbt people and to stand in defence of gay people in the aids crisis.

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

People find this funny but this is literally a children’s theme park. Put him on the list.

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

got my spotify wrapped today

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

Live texting highlights of the last 100 pages of my book to Nate while he is at work…

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i dont know who needs to hear this, but your identity is not your job. your identity is a sick ass jacket everyone recognizes you by

[teryn @youngtiddy]

putting a “who rescued who? 🐾” sticker on my bong

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

Sorry, she tends to have a soft spot for scam artists.

[tori🍀 @corn_mom]

10 years in this field. 10 years of being under minded by men, every question slung at me answered spotlessly.. for another woman (a know it all client) to tell me I don’t know what I’m doing? I hope you choke.

[leon @skyferrori]

there’s only one answer for princess zelda and that’s hunter schafer

[Out of Context Birds @ContextBirds]

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