Rob

Gryffindor. Writer. Rogue. Earthbender.

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

First tournament, first W

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

@GothamChess I played the Caro and sacked my rook for mate in the same game 🥲

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

@Tlog21

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

Anybody wanna play chess?

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

Finally hit 1000 in chess after my students wanted to start a chess club back in November. On to 1500

[lula @lularobs]

addictive. #chess

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

Your ducks. Wack. My ducks. Quack.

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

@Tlog21 @NFL Maher said ball don't lie

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

@NFL get your refs together. #Cowboys #Vikings

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

Props to the kindergartener who found something during recess, turned to the teacher, and said "What the fuck is this?"

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

Cowboys: *run the ball for 6 yards a carry*
Also Cowboys: hmm let's see if passing works

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

Straight to jail.

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@Tlog21

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

Regardless of how you feel about gun control:
People: "What if the gov turns on us?"
Gov: *has tanks and drones*

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

@tokenweebgirl

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

Squwaaaawwwd

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

This girl just asked if the gym was more important than her. As if I don't have my priorities straight. The answer is clearly yes.

[Rob @corn_onthe_rob]

My student said Foreigner was "heavy metal" I'm going to fail all of them