Corinne

27. cats. bad at most things.

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S/o to the guy who brought an entire lasagna with him to vote #emotionalsupportlasagna 🇺🇸

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@humancarcrashh ur welcome 🙂

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my Twitter is now going to just be outtakes of pictures I’m in. so everyone can know how much of a potato I am. thnks

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@humancarcrashh P’s smile 😭😭😭😭

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@humancarcrashh was it dad?

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My Walk Wednesday friends! 💕

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My Walk Wednesday friends 💕 #AdoptDontShop

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my two Wednesday pals 💕 Bessy and Parker both adoptable through Kent County Animal Shelter! #AdoptDontShop

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whenever I’m sad (all the time tbh) i look at pics of these idiots in their pjs

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@humancarcrashh Today when I said “SMIIIIIIILE”

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@humancarcrashh *picture me making obnoxious face*

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still thinking about that chicken I saw in the gas station parking lot yesterday. I hope she’s 🆗

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How does one leave these idiots to go to work???? 😭

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@humancarcrashh I sometimes think random shoes in the house are your cats so I just say hi to them 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I love my stupid dumb bb’s so much 💕😭

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me @ work: guys I have an emergency I’ll brb *runs away like I have an actual emergency*
15 mins later: *comes back with a smoothie & a snack* 😎

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@humancarcrashh @dakotaleer not more than I hate MYself. literally spent so much money last night. why am I such a generous drunk?

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@humancarcrashh hahahahahahahahaha why do I do this

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guys, I have a date w/ a dog on saturday. I may die of happiness. will keep u updated 🐶

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Sometimes I know why I married him 👽