Dylan Fisher.

That one guy who got arrested. a lot.

[Dylan Fisher. @cornbeltswag]

So earlier today this girl claimed she could drink more then me. Ma'am excuse me, but I'm twice your size and an alcoholic.

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Somebody come smoke my weed with me cuz I'm lonely.

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Slicked back, not havin to worry bout my long hair in my face no more.

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@JoeyWinskowski yes..

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I'm determined to kill Bambi this year

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You like to party? I like to party..

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R.I.P. William Henry Stewart. It's been a year since you past. I love you buddy.

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Just so you bitches know. I'm still alive, and would like to see all of you!

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Joe lost his job and now he just drinks in the afternoon. He just sits on the porch, staring out at the blue.

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I'm on a strict alcohol diet. I lost last week already!!!

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It's always funny when you got so fucked up last night, you don't remember waking up this morning.

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@DanielInHeaven

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RT if you love pizza

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In Norse mythology, Loki tied one end of a rope to a goat and the other end around his testicle and began a game of tug of war.

[Dylan Fisher. @cornbeltswag]

@DanielInHeaven can we please go sledding? I haven't gone in years :)

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If your not sexually satisfied then your significant other shouldn't be your significant other. #truth