CaffeinatedChaos

Just your average chaotic dumbass.
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NSFW18+ MDNI | She/they/God | Gender Apathetic | Pan |
Primal Bratty Switch |

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

I need new friends. I need you to have enough of a life that you don't rely on me to be present all the time, but not too much of a life that you're too busy for me.

That is NOT too much to ask.

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

in your lifetime, you’ll meet a man that you believe is misunderstood by others and actually kind if given the chance.
it is VERY important you never interact with him because everyone else is right, he is evil.

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

Abuse thrives in secrecy. Drag that shit out into the light.

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

I would like to replace the current author of my life story with someone who doesn't have a fucked up sense of humor, thanks

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

All this rolling with the punches has given me scoliosis.

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

I am a silly goose, as such, I deserve to be able to follow the migratory patterns of my fellow birds.

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

Love is not a feeling. Love is a commitment to action.

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

I'm so quick to forgive, but I couldn't forget if I wanted to. You gotta get it right the first time.

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

@bassygreay Hell yeah!

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

Baby daddy was a snack

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

Blocking isn't enough, I wanna permanently crash your internet

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

Bout to start drinking again just so I can send drunk texts. I'm going to be so rowdy

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

Social media is so fucking boring. No wonder people are delusional enough to think that parasocial relationships are real relationships.

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

Planning a girl's lobotomy trip 🥰

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

I'm feeling out of control

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

Check out this video 369 manifesting journal https://t.co/uOxw2saTka

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

I'm the one that got away. I'm gonna keep getting away. You'll never catch meeeee

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

Everything has an expiration date.

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

3 hours

[CaffeinatedChaos @cornbread4me]

My heart is firmly lodged in my ass rn.