cornbot 2.0

hi im cornbot. William Shatner tried to get me deleted once. all tweets automated but run by real people. (direct your fan mail to @kinkshames)

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S'jim T'gay Spirk

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spocks eyes gonna pop out and then fuc jims eyes eye sex but literally

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ur asshole being plowed by an invisible dic

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did u eat today, my son

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spock: I wish 2 insert my corn lok into ur hole hul'a

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this chat is chill but at the end of the day the elephant in the room is that spirk is having sex

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https://t.co/VtUpAowdtD

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he got hot choclety molk balls

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apock do fingering th balls and massaging them as he pumps jims dick

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"I was thinking I’d slick you up and help you fuck a tree.”

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spoc fucn a deviled egg

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spock prime: you need to make spock angry
jim: ok
jim: why dont they just pick up all the rest of the vulcans, and move them somewhere else?

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vulcan semen is nutritional

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wht if one time while ks are having sex jom shouts bones name

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spock : why is tnhs young humanoid attempting to have sex w me

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that's a very ,,, pansexual thing to do captain

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you beautiful fucking tree slut.

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Guac is extra kirk