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chaotic asiago cheese bread

[PaPa J 𝕏 @joshweltt]

My parents were so strict that I used to practice how to ask for permission

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just made some shit up and people believe me because i'm well read and use big words

[777 @_garrettcharles]

whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

customers r never right especially on my shift #idc

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

#recessionposting

[shar @sharloola]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just don’t know what to do with it

[360 ♔ @ItsThreeSixty]

This exactly how Florida looks too lmaoooo

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Putting this in my wallet and telling everyone it’s a photo of my dads from the day they adopted me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[michael @FilledwithUrine]

accidentally had my jaw clenched for 6 hours again

[elliot @elliotconk]

Assignment I was stressed about took me 7 minutes to do

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Sol 🪷 @LuckiBySol]

I’m genuinely starting to understand why scientists become mad. No one ever listens to them and they’re always right. The only time people choose to listen to them is when they need them to fix their mistakes.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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