Max Charbonneau

Joy is gone from our hearts; our dancing has turned to mourning (Lamentations 5:15)

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

Tipping is basically like mean people get a discount

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Do not get the American Express plan it is not worth it it is a complete scam

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

You guys still use this?

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

How come we got two fucking straight-os in Bottoms???????

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

This one is my last tweet

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

Last tqeet ever

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

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[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

I’d sit in traffic all day if I get to see an accident at the end

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

I was supposed to be a guest judge on All Stars this week but I had a conflict

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

A lot of y’all acting like the writers strike ruined your career like you were a shoe-in to do punch ups on The Bear or something

[Lily Monday @Lily43749749]

What if you had to hold your baby really tight when another baby walked by cause they might attack eachother

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

#SnatchGame

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

You shouldn’t be allowed to do stand-up on America’s Got Talent because it’s not a talent

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

Being bi during pride is so awesome bc I can just go back to being straight in July

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

I’d tell you where I’m working this summer but I had to sign an NDA

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

@lemonishedtea @tyleroakley What does he eat

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

Let's see how strong the alumni network really is

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

Basically he has a kink where he likes when he pretends to be a zombie, okay?

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

He’s doing this because I have information that will ruin his personal life and I told him to step down or I’ll tell his wife and adult kids

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Pat Sajak announces he is leaving ‘Wheel of Fortune’ https://t.co/iC7Sg3kM5D

[Max Charbonneau @corndudemax]

Don’t get me wrong, Pat is a nice guy. I really don’t want people thinking he did anything bad or immoral. He just has some pretty unique fetishes that might make his wife and adult kids uncomfortable to hear about