Cornelia Smith

[Cornelia Smith @corneliabees]

i guess my new thing is that i add miso to everything

[culture @notgwendalupe]

funny moments in movies i think about constantly:

1) chad michael murray not being able to recognize hilary duff in this tiny mask in 'a cinderella story'

[Cornelia Smith @corneliabees]

why does @glenpowell keep getting roles?

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how unfortunate for @HaleyJoelOsment

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new level of “what i’m doing at 3am” achieved: satellite google mapping homes of the absurdly wealthy in calabasas to guess which belong to kardashians. insane tho right!!!

[Cornelia Smith @corneliabees]

“recreate the tampon scene in fifty shades of grey but with a diva cup” is a note i have in my phone under “blog ideas” @FiftyShades @TheDivaCup @E_L_James #dontmindthesuction #wishicouldphoneticallyspelloutthesound #shlurp #kinda

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today my mom said to me “your tinfoil usage is starting to concern me.” which is true i’ve really been out of control lately. BUT the upside here is i feel like there are worse things she could be concerned about!!!!!!

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biggest mistake of our generation was not casting #tildaswinton as @voldemort

[Cornelia Smith @corneliabees]

something about me is that i absolutely love @RealChalamet memes. ugh god like the spindly medieval shoes one? classic. anything about his skinny little frame and ridiculously wavy hair…lay it on me. such a sucker for t chal laughs!!!

[Wilson BOLSONARO 2026🇧🇷🇧🇷🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 @jwilsao]

@liceufranco Que tipo de pai com um pouco de discernimento mantém um filho nesse local?

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GUYSSSS I KEEP GETTING HACKED! why!!! i’m just a lowly little twitter acct srsly who wants to hack me

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@hitRECordJoe yes (please)

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sorry! if i @ you i guess i was hacked?! strange.

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something that concerns me is when i ask for an extra 10min leg massage at the nail salon...are they adding that 10min to the minutes i should already be getting in my regular pedicure? bc it’s only fair!!!!!

[Cornelia Smith @corneliabees]

dude just came into nail salon saying “i wanted to get a gift certificate for my girlfriend for valentine’s day.” (so sweet!) the nail technician asked “how much do you want it for?” the dude said “idk...however much for...i think she likes ‘pedicures’? is that the foot one?”

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opinion: something great would be if nail salons had some neutral sized loose sweat pants you can put on for yr pedicure when u accidentally wear your tightest jeans and can barely roll them up three inches. bc i want that full leg massage do u feel me????

[Cornelia Smith @corneliabees]

you know what they say...bros disclose.

[Cornelia Smith @corneliabees]

@benhiggi i take shoes off bc i normally wear boots on a flight nd they take up the most space in a bag. plus i wanna be comfortable and i have good foot hygiene. i ALWAYS wear socks bc i dont want my feet touch any grody airplane floors& i put my shoes on to walk the aisles or use the lav

[Cornelia Smith @corneliabees]

biggest mistake of our generation was not casting #tildaswinton as @voldemort