Roostastowel

Role model: Eric Pode of Croydon
Spends too much time eating cheese
Solum Onus Pilentum Hounslodium

[Roostastowel @corneliusplum]

@DPJHodges It's called "a lie"
These scheming devious fuckers need to be called out when they lie; they never are.
Interviewers: the line is "Mr Yusef; that's just not true, that's a lie"

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Just to be clear, then. FIFA:

1) can't possibly intervene when Iran are forced to move, a referee is denied a visa, or fans are barred from the USA

2) can absolutely intervene when a decision goes against the USA that Donald Trump doesn't like

Smashing. All know where we stand

[Roostastowel @corneliusplum]

@cjsnowdon

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

There are only 8 Reform MPs and they have a combined wealth of over £70,000,000.

They have consistently voted against every single improvement to workers rights and plan to scrap legal protections left right and centre.

They are funded by the bosses to rip up your rights.

[Roostastowel @corneliusplum]

@alimullaley @GJHeidler I really wish they had this as an option, like wot Amazon does

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

"Keir Starmer's not letting us watch England games til 9pm while in America they get to watch them in the afternoon! It's the nanny state gone mad?"

"What's wrong, Keir? OFFENDED BY THE ENGLAND FLAG? 😡"

Colin from Portsmouth is furious #fifaworldcup #worldcup2026

[Woolwich Pigeon @WoolwichPigeon]

Our reaction to the news the #doctorwho Christmas special has been cancelled

[Woolwich Pigeon @WoolwichPigeon]

This morning we welcomed the new leader of the Kensington flock on his first visit to Woolwich

First impressions?

Terrible breath and definitely needs to peck a Smint asap

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

Robert Jenrick under investigation by Metropolitan Police re possible illegal foreign donation for failed Tory leadership bid.
Jenrick’s wife Michal Berkner lawyer for the donor, was warned the £40k actually came from a US fraudster. Where's the noise?
#BBCBreakfast #r4today

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

@Nigel_Farage Mr Farage, Why don’t you just tell us where the £1.4 million pounds in cash came from and end the speculation?

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Final home game of the 25/26 season confirmed
#BRECRY

[Mehdi Sadaghdar @ElectroBOOMGuy]

@MarioNawfal Yup, Trump is a pedophile rapist!

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

FC has gone on holiday…

The FC said “don’t touch anything”…

So naturally, I made a few minor adjustments to the office.

I was left unsupervised for five minutes…

There are now:
– 47 beds
– Unlimited snacks
– A strict “admire George” policy

Morale has never been higher.

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[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Musk has asked that we share more videos on X, so here we go 👇

[Paul B Lyons. @plyons45]

The exact moment this all should have been stopped

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

The Vatican is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

[Roostastowel @corneliusplum]

@WhiteHouse Oh, like they were doing before murder Bibi forced you into bombing them.

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