Dev Alahan

hey im badman dev and I only agree with marriage if its arranged and shes 10

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

When you've had a double mastectomy but you're still a slut at heart

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

They call me Lynx cuz I'm a dark temptation😉
Jks it's cuz I stink of onion bhaji and need a bath😊

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

Roy's going down for his incriminating Hardrive. Can't blame him for getting bored without Hayley's tranny cock

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@Icefox74 deffo smash, plunge me daddy

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@RyannFam cheeky cunt I'll trap your grandads arm in a deckchair

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

Made the suggestion that it should be called currienation street think they didn't take to it, might get axed😶

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@GailPlattsRat @laurahother back down Gail pancake tits I'll pour maple syrup on you you burn victim

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@Dxhty your da wears cardigans made of lettuce

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

Fear her

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

Eileen grimshaw what an obese mess

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

Kerry katona looks like jade goodey with hair

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@RoyCropperNOT_ you cheeky cunt Roy i jizzed in your garlic mayo you nonce

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

Norris: you watch your tone with me dev
Me: the only tone you need is slendertone you fat sack of shit

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@danparkhill_ great tweet

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@danparkhill_ Louis van gaals red army

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@danparkhill_ chat shit get banged

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@danparkhill_ I'll bop you you cheeky shit

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@danparkhill_ @Dxhty why're you still conscious

[Dev Alahan @Corner_Shop_Dev]

@danparkhill_ which tweet?