Corner Cutter

Im the Corner Cutting Machine

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@AftermathGLaDOS m-maybe a test designing core? W-Whatever you want, though

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@AftermathGLaDOS N-No maybe a u-uh Test Designing core? A-Anything you want!

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@Doug_Rattman i don't have a whole lot of people to count on, any opportunity is good.

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@AftermathGLaDOS G-GLaDOS? Could you by any chance re-program me? Into maybe a core, or turret?

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@Doug_Rattman very true. I'm trying to convince "her" to re-program me. If I get wheels, or ever become a core,I'd love to team up with you.

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@Doug_Rattman i would help you if I could.

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@Doug_Rattman but the girl. The test subject. You still have hope of escape. My hope is that I grow wings and fly away. Not happening.

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@Doug_Rattman what about the cube? You have him for company. Unlike me. Alone. Immobilized. Bored.

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@Doug_Rattman and least your mind produce hope.

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@Doug_Rattman heh. I sure would love for that to happen. I guess we both have dreams.

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@Doug_Rattman but I'm in no real danger. Just a lonely state of boringness

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@GLaDOSEurope GLaDOS? Could you... Er.. Re-program me by any chance? Into a core? Or, well something else?? I

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@Doug_Rattman that makes the two of us. Two helpless, yet innocent people.

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Odds of becoming a core: 67.03%
Odds of becoming turret: 30.96%
Odds of becoming a CORNER CUTTING MACHINE: 3.01 %

Lucky me.

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It was amazing. I was a core. Freely exploring the facility on my management rail.i could go wherever I wanted. Then I woke up.

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They had to make a corner cutting machine.

Yeah, grabbing a pair of scissors and a ruler is waaaay to old school.

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Well let's see what's on the agenda for today:

12:00 AM: cut corners
3:00 PM: cut corners
12:00 PM: cut corners/ sleep mode

YOLO, guys.

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What a beautiful day!nGuess what I'll be doing today? If you guessed frolicking in the flowers, you'd be wrong. I'm going to cut corners.

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@cakecore that's a great idea

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@cakecore genius. How do I...er... Get to the kitchen?