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“Let me chirp these fools"

[Who is @cornetticus]

@ATTHelp You should let your customers know that an online order, pickup in store, should not be used in an emergency. And that you take care of those customers whenever the hell you guys feel like it. We'll do our best to tell everyone.

[Who is @cornetticus]

My wife's @ATT phone breaks on a Friday. We buy a brand new phone online last night to pickup in store this morning (Saturday), hoping to make it efficient as she goes out of town later today.

[Who is @cornetticus]

So now we've been on the phone for 45 minutes with 611 and they can't get the online order cancelled. NOTHING about this makes any sense at all. We're being penalized for purchasing online.

[Who is @cornetticus]

The store now says they can't process the order until the manager gets here, but we have no clue when she'll be here. But if we hadn't placed an online order, this in-store associate could take care of this.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss real intentional walks. The crowd booing, the .01% chance something weird would happen, the batter giving off “Yeah, I knew you didn’t want any this” vibes. If you want to walk a guy you should at least have to look like pussies for 30 seconds. It was good.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[Who is @cornetticus]

@Wendys @NoContextHumans

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Going to Truist Park is worth the price of admission in more because it allows you to watch the Braves without hearing fucking Rick Jackson’s voice every five seconds

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Chipper Jones telling his favorite Bobby Cox ejection story

RIP to a legend ❤️

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Tell me I'm wrong...

[Mike Conti @MikeConti929]

I don't think it's an overstatement to say that the city of Atlanta, its sports community, and the broadcast industry (as a whole) would not be what it is today without Ted Turner.

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers

[Peyton @PeytonTowry]

How life feels being an Atlanta Braves fan right now

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Who is @cornetticus]

@Jevsoliktfuvh @Matt_Pinner You don't poop ON the phone. That's the key.

[Who is @cornetticus]

@EWErickson I've flown Spirit. It's a flying Marta Bus. Shit seats, no threshold to a first class, or any sort of modern amenities. Just 1 long tube that's going to get you to your destination slightly off schedule.

[BillShanks @BillShanks]

This is graphic but absolutely hilarious. #Hawks #TruetoAtlanta

[680 The Fan @680TheFan]

🏀 Kennesaw State is heading to the NCAA Tournament! Coach Antoine Pettway (@AntoinePettway) joins Chuck & Chernoff to break down their championship run, facing Gonzaga, and how his team plays at lightning pace. Don’t miss this inside look!
@KSUOWLSMBB x @RealMattlanta @kingcfb
https://t.co/J8GN8faf8O

[Who is @cornetticus]

@SportsCenter 🔥🔥

[Who is @cornetticus]

@ShamsCharania @GAFollowers Now cut the sports betting ads.