This Fourth of July, embody independence by exercising [your rights], stocking up on emergency supplies, building community with like-minded people, calling your trans friends to ask how you can help them stay safe, and jerking off to our porn (patriotically)
Thank you to K for the tip!
Next time we make you cum into your cum jar, put a dollar in a [different] jar. When it's full, take the jars to the CumStar to get that sweet sperm bank money and then send it to us (w/ the dollars). $oldmenwink on Cshapp, DM for Vmo
It's been too long since we found ourselves in the wild. Watch our sex documentaries on xvideos or pornhub or xhamster, we took all the real porn off of here :)
"Water Cooler Moment #2" from "Oops! All Corn: Porn-Free Porn," the best 24 minutes you will experience in 2025, guaranteed*
*If not, we will give you double your money back**
**Upon receipt of a doctor's note ruling out loss of taste due to long COVID or homosexuality