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[Pat @BarstoolPAT]

Wait, so why is game 3 not on tonight again?

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

A guy I used to work with hit me up last night.

Dude was making $260k in tech. Nice house, $4,700/month mortgage, two cars, vacations every few months.

Got laid off 7 months ago.

Still nothing.

Said he’s down to $22k and burning $5,500 a month. Wife at home, one kid.

He told me he checks his bank app before he even gets out of bed now.

This is someone I saw winning in real life.

Save your money.

Because when it flips, it flips fast.

[졔리(와이프,낙원을느끼며) @jyelibeen]

아니 진짜 어쩜이렇게부르지 뭐 춤이 잇는것도 백댄서가잇는것도 아닌데 목소리 하나로....

[Jynxzi @jynxzi]

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇

Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

[President Trump Commetary @RealPresidentT]

It takes time to open a Strait. So I’ll give Iran another 30 days. It’s not straight. It’s actually a bend. They should call it the Bend of Hormuz. Maybe when I take it over I’ll change the name to “The Bend of Trump”! We’ll see. Lincoln never had the courage to fight Iran.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

*IRAN DEMANDS GUARANTEES: CONTROL OF HORMUZ AND DEATH TO AMERICA

The stock market:

[wantep @WWantep]

No matter what he’s always there

[wantep @WWantep]

There is literally no chance 23k mfs watch this neon fucker idk why twitch is still platforming this botter and giving him meet&greets... shameless look at the fuckin usernames im cryen

[nabannana @CORNFTS]

@SawyerMerritt They’re letting you buy out the lease as an admission that hw3 vehicles will not be capable of unsupervised fsd

[nabannana @CORNFTS]

@Tesla One button can end your life

[squawksquare @squawksquare]

There is 6 hours of trading left. I'll be fine. Settle down. $TSLA

[nabannana @CORNFTS]

@investatrade IMO it dumps a lil more to end day

[nabannana @CORNFTS]

$tsla goin lower bras

[Colin @colin_gladman]

$TSLA currently rejecting its 50 day (blue) and 200 day (red) area. Between 320-326 I have it pegged for decent amount of resistance.

Nothing about yesterday changed my overall opinion here.

[nabannana @CORNFTS]

@colin_gladman im short

[Gary Black @garyblack00]

It’s crazy that I’m getting the same criticism and disbelief I got in 2021-2023 when I predicted others would catch up with TSLA EV’s battery range and charging speed and be able to offer high quality EVs at a comparable price. Back then, TSLA bulls proclaimed loudly and often how wrong I was with equal vitriol because everyone else in the auto industry would go bankrupt, and so would have to scale back their EV investments. TSLA bulls were clearly wrong about everyone else going bankrupt and scaling back their investments.

With unsupervised autonomy, TSLA bulls are missing that as UBER removes the drivers from vehicles to achieve unsupervised autonomy at 99.99% efficacy (1 critical disengagement per 10K miles) and leverages the AI capabilities of its autonomous partners, $UBER cost per mile will be the same as $TSLA and Waymo. It’s clear that unsupervised autonomy will become a commodity with huge first movers’ advantages. As UBER CEO Dara Khosrowshahi opined this morning on UBER’s earnings call: “This is a very, very big market. There will be no winner-take-all.” This is not unlike $AMZN in 2013 which didn’t make its own products and instead offered a broad platform to efficiently sell everyone else’s products. Since 2013, AMZN +13.3x vs S&P500 2.7x.

[nabannana @CORNFTS]

@TexasAbram @colin_gladman looks like they paid lmao