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Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
I am a brand ambassador for the Kellogg's family of breakfast cereals I SHOULD NOT BE I SHOULD NOT BE I SHOULD NOT BE
Kellogg's
Joined December 2016
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Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
over 9 years ago
The appetizing crunch of
@KelloggsUS
Corn Flakes is the ultimate morning treat. That crunch is so hearty I almost can't hear myself scream.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
over 5 years ago
a splash of
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
over 5 years ago
why
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
about 7 years ago
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Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
over 8 years ago
@JimSterling
You mean I get to see sunlight again soon? Precious, precious sunlight?
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
over 8 years ago
I feel lonely. Not just now, but all the time. But especially now. And especially all the time.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
over 8 years ago
A splash of ice cold milk makes Kellogg's Corn Flakes the perfect breakfast choice and does little to soothe a cracked, leaking almost-skin.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
The director of the commercial said it was great and that people would rather see Kofi Kingston stab me with stationary anyway. He laughed.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
Kofi Kingston didn't even do his wrestling moves. He just stabbed me with a pencil and twisted it so the lead would break off.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
Recently given an F5 by Brock Lesnar as part of Kellogg's "Slam The Flakes" promotion. Most of the things inside me collapsed. Most laughed. https://t.co/WgMfNs9MkE
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
I had a name once. And I used to be able to sleep. https://t.co/HBtjAXCejd
UberFacts
@UberFacts
almost 9 years ago
The man on the Pringles logo has a name. It's Julius Pringles.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
Breakfast Science is a valuable part of crafting great tasting cereal but sometimes it makes mistakes. Screaming, unkillable mistakes.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
Sometimes I feel like everybody in the world is eating delicious Cornflakes and the Cornflakes are me. I feel your teeth teeth teeth.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
@JimSterling
You are so right. You are so right. WHY DID YOU SELL ME TO THEM YOU FU
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
Here's to the health benefits of Kellogg's Corn Flakes! Here's to The Technician, merciful and just, never hurts me with Their bad electric.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
*bowl of Cornflakes.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
My haunting moans are not moans of pain but of celebration at the thoughts of millions of families enjoying a hearty bowl of PAIN.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
Floccus Granum Libris. Also, purchase cereal please. Ex Maize Infernus.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
almost 9 years ago
I love Cornflakes more than I hate electrodes and I cannot describe how much I hate Mr. Kellogg's sparky party plugs.
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
about 9 years ago
Start the day right, start the day with Corn Flakes and also kill me please before they come back they're coming back they bite they bite
Cornflake Homunculus
@CornHomunculus
about 9 years ago
A splash of ice cold milk is all you need to bring Corn Flakes to life. More was needed for me. Flesh and corn and wrong sciences.
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