Joseph Thoendel

| Catholic | God of War

[Jaden Berschauer @j_bersch]

Me: I should really order a water, it’s cheaper and healthier

My brain:

Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it
Dont say it

Me: Yeah can I get a Dr. Pepper please

[Joseph Thoendel @cornhusker97]

@MrGolfUSA @TThoendel @TheNicoleBowen @cthoendel @CAThoendel @thoenmom That never would've happened with Al driving

[Comedian Ben Bailey ���� aka Cash Cab Guy @RealBenBailey]

Let them watch Cash Cab #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess

[feat @feat_clothing]

If the Warriors win the NBA Championship we’ll give everyone who retweets this a free pair of socks

[incorrect thorbruce @incorrecthruce]

thor: [bringing the fifth green animal to bruce's lab this week] can you check for loki in this one?

bruce: [softly] of course

[Joseph Thoendel @cornhusker97]

@OU_MGolf @MrGolfUSA

[Eddy Dever @EddyDever]

It’s terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world:

• computers drive cars around

• the state of the art test to check that you’re not a computer is whether you can successful identify stop signs in pictures

[Mik @MC_Thoendel]

I got this cute little habit from my dad where I crave chips and salsa 24/7

[Degadoga (ᏕᎦᏙᎦ) @TsmitOU]

Man... I wish OU/Nebraska was still a rivalry. https://t.co/bPLsP2wn8Y

[OKC Memorial @OKCNM]

Today we strive to remember and celebrate the 168 lives of those killed 23 years ago. Join our Day of Remembrance by using #WeRemember to share your memories and thoughts.

[TradCatFem🌹🙏🌹 @TradCatFem]

A girl with Down syndrome, got up during a regular papal service & went toward @Pontifex
Security men quickly moved in 2 take her back to her mom. The Pope stopped them & said to her "come sit next to me.” She then sat down near him and he continued his homily, holding her hands

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

Hell Yeah!!! #ThunderUp
Proud of my boooooyyysssss 💙⚡️

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

BEDLAM FACTS THREAD

EVERYTHING A #SOONERS FAN NEEDS TO KNOW FOR BEDLAM WEEK 🕶️

[Tanner @jamorsaekett]

all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *click* *cash register noise* graduate

[Justin Rowan @Cavsanada]

Whatever, Kevin https://t.co/g2OMACDgou

[Victoria @torcif]

@AustinAdair72 @AdisonCash the readings & gospel are the same every week worldwide within the Catholic Church, pretty awesome