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zooweemama she/her

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Is anybody out there

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Frumpypigskin

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a high priced dress made by mice no less

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I couldn’t stay away forever 🛐🛐

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double digits @ejsquid

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@miszandrist yeah stubbs and maurin

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apologies to many of you pls harass me

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i open texts in my sleep and promptly forget i ever saw them

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a high priced dress made by mice no less

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@miszandrist @izbria 2 for 5$ bacon egg and cheese on everything bagel……

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excuse me where’s the woman’s restroom

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this my return from hiatus tweet

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oomfie

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sad day

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got my hair cut in honor of 25 years without Lady Di

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somone pointed at me at nordstrom rack and said chrissy wake up …

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@miszandrist daddy please don’t

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pavement stench almost makes it not worth it why am i walking down the street smelling like month old burnt bagel

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someone heard my thoughts and turned on steely dan 🛐

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who’s on fenway pavement aux… your privileges need to be taken away