Sam

Don't Touch My Clogs...

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@PowerWashSim From an adorably cute kitten, to a cat who steals my duvet after knocking over and destroying a 27 day old New tv

[Sam @cornishchapie]

My rumbling stomach was just hissed at by my cat...

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@TheChalkeaters It's a reference to Cat Quest, and its special Purr-sona's. You gotta do better than that, to get one over me :D

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@aneri @RI_Digi Hope they all appreciated your talk :) I wish there had been something akin to this when I was a student though.

[Sam @cornishchapie]

31 more hours, then I can finally eat again. Not sure what's worse, the noises or the pain.

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@BlackSaltGames Also the devs must have cameos, even if you just play background extras :)

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@BlackSaltGames Ron Perlman as the Mayor, Tom Hardy could definitely work as the Fisherman, Shohreh Aghdashloo as Lighthouse Keeper, Alison Brie as researcher.

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@BlackSaltGames Either go deep into the The Thing/Color Out of Space/Dagon 2001/Cthulhu-esque elements with horrid body horror puppetry or maybe keep it a lot more suspenseful & atmospheric with only the odd hint & shadow of what lurks beneath.

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@RiotRMD I found the box throwing easier when i turned off MC and used analog sticks-Moogle movement way too slow though. Some of the mini-games are overly frustrating & as u said, almost ruined the game for me. Gave up on final sit-ups challenge and all chocobo flying.

[Sam @cornishchapie]

5th day without food, 3 more to go. Cat decided a cross stitch I spent 1600 hours on was a good place to have diarrhea. Then his misplaced jump to windowsill= 1 month old tv on credit destroyed (can't replace as I couldn't afford £3.88 a month insurance) as it landed on PS5.

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@aneri with any luck by the time your game is out, you'll have gained an audience of true fans who'll drown out the haters. Just don't forget to add fishing, and being able to pet a dog otherwise the whole gaming industry will turn on you ;p

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@aneri No worries :) And yep, some of the worst have even admitted to creating controversial tweets they hate and disagree with, because they know it'll = more views and £$

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@aneri That same crowd have gone after Hello Games, a Duo making an indie game, Rockstar, Santa Monica(Angrboda) with death threats over misinterpretations & fake outrage. Heck, i've had my 4th DT for defending you. It makes me wonder what is going on in their lives to create such venom

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@tiiaohman Wasn't planning on another update for a while but...her nose looks like it's smiling so I couldn't resist

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[Sam @cornishchapie]

@Helldivers2HQ The bots might be hell bent on wiping out humanity but at least they recycle. Good to know all the wounded and dead Helldivers are given another purpose, bit like a Bag for Life.

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@SamLakeRMD @Neil_Druckmann @Naughty_Dog Neil needs more practice to get in sync :)

[Sam @cornishchapie]

@TimePirateNinja @ShawnRAshmore Probably complicated with cost & licensing, but it would be awesome to get it remastered and brought to PS5/Series.

[Sam @cornishchapie]

Saw a shadow move on front door glass with what looked like a person. Opened the door almost shouting "mum" in a rush thinking you were there to greet me, only to be met with nothing but emptiness & silence. 3 years you've been gone yet I still delude myself that i'm not in hell.