Mo

they/them // late 20s // us
fat, sad, and autistic lmao

boy's gotta eat, check out my etsy below vvvvv

[Mo @cornmomey]

tee hee new lil guy just dropped on my etsy vvvvvv
https://t.co/vqxWvsx6gr

[Mo @cornmomey]

calling the medicaid program was NUTS btw, i had been on and off their plan for YEARS and their phone tree thing had NO IDEA who i was and NO WAY for me to speak to an actual human
healthcare(dot)gov was better abt this, but thats what u get w/ federal vs state funding ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mo @cornmomey]

very cool and sexy that im shitting myself to death currently b/c im slated to pull in a grand total of $9,500 this year, and that's too much to qualify for my state's medicaid plan

[Mo @cornmomey]

i got a new job back in june and have been fighting w/ my state medicaid agency AND healthcare(dot)gov b/c medicaid says my being *well* below the poverty line is too wealthy to qualify for their coverage, and healthcare(dot)gov says im too poor for anything *other* than medicaid

[Mo @cornmomey]

BTW I'M FINE ON MONEY, THIS IS NOT GOFUNDME BAIT OR W/E I JUST WANNA BITCH ABT THE AMERICAN HEALTHCARE SYSTEM OUT LOUD

[Mo @cornmomey]

im too stupid to figure out if im living 35% or 65% BELOW the poverty line but i am stupid enough to know that my meds ran out a month and a half ago <3

[Mo @cornmomey]

im too stupid to do video editing so just imagine the jojo "to be continued" for me. thanks

[Mo @cornmomey]

NOOOOOOOO

[Mo @cornmomey]

bro i am so fucking bad at this game i walked ALL the rails in this shrine

[Mo @cornmomey]

*very* close to being able to release my cookbook. just gotta troubleshoot savory marshmallows and the cheese aspic

[Mo @cornmomey]

the maple-bonito cookies were a HUGE success, i am the smartest man in the world

[Mo @cornmomey]

dude i ran the numbers and i have like... a totally fucked starch-to-agar ratio. next time im gonna nail it

[Mo @cornmomey]

""better""

[Mo @cornmomey]

they stayed crunchy this time!!! but the texture of the marshmallow replacement is still off

[Mo @cornmomey]

not crispy at all. i guess the butter does something?

[Mo @cornmomey]

fucking atrocious, will need to troubleshoot

[Mo @cornmomey]

https://t.co/Xm0a9vmHTX
Currently running a sale on all long/oddbody furbies! 30% off! Get em before they're gone!!!!!

[Mo @cornmomey]

LITTLE GUY INCOMING. JETS HAVE BEEN SCRAMBLED TO INTERCEPT. THOSE RESIDING WITHIN THE ZONE ARE ADVISED TO FIND SHELTER IMMEDIATELY

[Mo @cornmomey]

*through tears* yeah.... sure are teddy bears......

[Mo @cornmomey]

anyways that being said just remember that what i end up posting tomorrow was supposed to be a cute little teddy bear

[Mo @cornmomey]

i am Envisioning the cross-section of this device in my mind and the world is beautiful once again

[Mo @cornmomey]

im still in my malewife phase, got the last few things to really nail a recipe ive got rolling around in my head for the cookbook zine but rn im trying to focus on icebox cookies after FINALLY, after YEARS, seeing the machine that makes them

[Mo @cornmomey]

heres the vid my ex-roommate sent to me, btw: https://t.co/7leehljpT9