corn chip

I could b friends w a bear ❤️❤️alpha😎😐

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

I USED TO LOOK UP AT THE CEILINF AND BE LIKE GOD IF UR REAL TIe MY SHOE

[100 @yh_me2]

despite my consistent contact with grass, I’m still like this

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

it's my five mo bday and none of u said anything #blocked

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

doing coke w a netty pot bye

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

Ratatouille was shown at Sundance

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

when I die and go to hell I'ma be right back in nursing school ❤️❤️❤️

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

viva la mexico

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

if I was Simon cowell I would put Elton John and Billie Joel in a boy band together

[Maryam @hell_line0]

When people call you a "snowflake" remember they are quoting Fight Club,a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, become radicalized.....

[rae @devilbears]

if i was a deer i’d also fuck around in the middle of the road who cares

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

if I get cancer my make a wish is take me to the love island villa

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

I have dementia starting rn

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

I go to a talent show and titrate propofol

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

I go to a talent show and I do a nicom fluid challenge

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

I go to a talent show and I put in a foley lmao

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

I low key miss being five years old I was sentient enough but not too sentient if u know what I mean

[popsee @qopsee99]

Men obsessed with #looksmaxxing but their girlfriends are never #climaxxing

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

@george_tapered yeah ur not supposed to do that George

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

I just took my effexor w beer

[corn chip @cornnchipz]

hey women make up 80% of the autoimmune population I encourage u ladies to hold a man accountable today

[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease