Hey X, long time no see. I just found out my ex-wife got remarried.. In the wake of this news, I am thinking about growing a mustache or maybe a neckbeard of some sort because I think she will see it and want me back. She claims she’s “moved on”, my mustache begs to differ!
Hey X, I know it’s been a while. I wanted to update y’all, but when I was putting up my Christmas lights, I unfortunately fell off the ladder and required knee surgery. My son finds this hilarious for some reason, but either way, I am on track for a speedy recovery!