Merl Johnson

I’ll have another beer! 🍻 And yes, I did make that sandwich!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

I don’t use X often, but I noticed that every-time I log in, my follower count is switching between 6 and 7 - where are the Merl enjoyers when you need them! 🤣

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Whenever I’m sick I take Nyquil, and I always have a hard time taking it - let me tell you, that stuff tastes awful! So my son suggested mixing it with sprite, and jokes about adding jolly ranchers too! He is so silly, but let me say, it was goooood! They should sell this stuff!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Since the divorce I’ve been having a hard time sleeping so my son gave me these “melatonin” gummies - I’m not very sure why he used air quotes but I am excited to try!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Hey X, long time no see. I just found out my ex-wife got remarried.. In the wake of this news, I am thinking about growing a mustache or maybe a neckbeard of some sort because I think she will see it and want me back. She claims she’s “moved on”, my mustache begs to differ!

[Visible Cow @barnaclebucket]

A couple beers!!!!!! Am I right fellas?????

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Frank Sinatra looks a little different here but he sure sounds great!!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Happy to report a successful surgery! The doctors said that my son’s silly attitude made a MASSIVE difference in the operating room and hearing that made my son even more giggly! This truly is what the holidays are about!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Hey X, I know it’s been a while. I wanted to update y’all, but when I was putting up my Christmas lights, I unfortunately fell off the ladder and required knee surgery. My son finds this hilarious for some reason, but either way, I am on track for a speedy recovery!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

What is this “fanum tax” people are talking about? Is this because of the election? Will I be seeing this on my ballot??

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Update on this, I called my bank to ask about this new program and they hung up on me.. Just wait to they see the damage I can do on Yelp!! 😡😡

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

I finally got to talk to my son today for the first time in months. I asked him how he was doing and he said he was in “aura debt”..? Is this a new thing Wells Fargo is doing? 🤔🤔🤔

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

My son is so funny, he told me he “rizzed up” some girl!! I’m raising a comedian 😂😂😂

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Gen Z will never understand Eminem like we do. He is our rap God!!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Just realized I rhymed, this new generation better watch out, I’m part of the rap game now!! 😂😂

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

It’s been a while!! I heard tic tac is getting banned, I hope X isn’t next!!!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

My son asked me if I “jork it?” and I am not sure what to say!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

It’s been a while!! I heard tic tac is getting banned, I hope X isn’t next!!!

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

👍👍Ummm.. This guy!! 😂😂

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

You can obviously tell this isn’t real… My penis is WAY bigger than that!! 🤣🤣

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Finally!! Someone gets it!! 😂😂

[kira* @kiracantmizz]

the new iPhone only costs $45.98 ???

[Merl Johnson @merl4eva]

Me and my boys!! Am I right or what!😂😂

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Spa day.. 😅