I don’t use X often, but I noticed that every-time I log in, my follower count is switching between 6 and 7 - where are the Merl enjoyers when you need them! 🤣
Whenever I’m sick I take Nyquil, and I always have a hard time taking it - let me tell you, that stuff tastes awful! So my son suggested mixing it with sprite, and jokes about adding jolly ranchers too! He is so silly, but let me say, it was goooood! They should sell this stuff!
Since the divorce I’ve been having a hard time sleeping so my son gave me these “melatonin” gummies - I’m not very sure why he used air quotes but I am excited to try!
Hey X, long time no see. I just found out my ex-wife got remarried.. In the wake of this news, I am thinking about growing a mustache or maybe a neckbeard of some sort because I think she will see it and want me back. She claims she’s “moved on”, my mustache begs to differ!
Happy to report a successful surgery! The doctors said that my son’s silly attitude made a MASSIVE difference in the operating room and hearing that made my son even more giggly! This truly is what the holidays are about!
Hey X, I know it’s been a while. I wanted to update y’all, but when I was putting up my Christmas lights, I unfortunately fell off the ladder and required knee surgery. My son finds this hilarious for some reason, but either way, I am on track for a speedy recovery!
I finally got to talk to my son today for the first time in months. I asked him how he was doing and he said he was in “aura debt”..? Is this a new thing Wells Fargo is doing? 🤔🤔🤔