DIKE MITKA

GET THIS MAN SOME ITALIAN BEEF

[DIKE MITKA @cornpopnotgood]

@Sanyorchv Cannons

[derek.eth @ProdigyNelson]

statue of liberty getting pregnant tonight

[tireless @Iwillnotdrink]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS

[DIKE MITKA @cornpopnotgood]

@cucunyaopah @vidsthatgohard FOCCER NOW BITCH

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

me liking every German fan Freddy post about food during his World Cup road trip

[Beaverboy⚾🥭🦫🦬 @Brynsbeaver]

Ppl from Wisconsin be like "I'm from Sheboingboing"

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

Brits: “Oi bruv why does this Wawld Cop have to be played in stewpid Amoorica”

Some German dudes driving through the heart of the American South:

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

He’s a McDonalds sprite away from shredding his passport and starting a new life here

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

@WBRZ Jesus. Just let him have it.

[DIKE MITKA @cornpopnotgood]

@ArrminEm I don’t know which one I’ve done more of and I’ve ate a lot of cottage cheese

[DIKE MITKA @cornpopnotgood]

@APupNamedDane @alexaldente You gonna rhyme that with nicks in 4 Dane.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[DIKE MITKA @cornpopnotgood]

@creamsleeve @danwiederer Well said, Cream 👏

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The showmanship. Just tossing the birds behind him once he nails it. Star

[DIKE MITKA @cornpopnotgood]

@putmeincoach03 I grew up in 8. Anywhere but 8 😭😂