Tortured Autist 🍉

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

Drop your pfp and why you picked it.

Someone disturbed me while I was passed out, sleeping off the trash I ate the night before. I think I look really hot when I'm scream-hissing.

The watermark is my natural aura.

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

I'm having an autistic meltdown about not being able to watch the opening ceremony for the Olympics, so if anyone can help me find a replay I would be grateful.

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@John96245201 @V10l3tL1ghtn1in @snake_pit25 @mustachetoilet I don't want to risk taking a human life over an Xbox

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@V10l3tL1ghtn1in @snake_pit25 @mustachetoilet Do abortion next

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@V10l3tL1ghtn1in @snake_pit25 @mustachetoilet Slavery was the law for 10k years

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@V10l3tL1ghtn1in @snake_pit25 @mustachetoilet They come to steal not to kill

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@mrpxssy Pregenat*

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@deadparahomie @afrocosmist This makes the most sense

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

People pointing out he should have grabbed a more dangerous weapon: some of us just want the burglar to go away, not find out what it means to take a human life

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@snake_pit25 @mustachetoilet Frying pan gives you the same result - disabling the intruder

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

This is why I'm never on this app anymore

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@SomaKazima Her form is awful she's going to ruin her joints 😭

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

I live in central IL so I'm sticking up on earplugs for this double cicada emergence. During a normal year I love the sound, but I have a feeling it's going to be unbearable this year.

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

So I've heard about this 14 hour sleep challenge, might fuck around and try it out

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@AlHendiify The one thing ONE THING that everyone knows about the airport is they check for this type of stuff and you will go to JAIL.

Who goes to the airport with ammo "accidentally" in their bag

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@offbeatorbit Riffraff has entertainment value though 🤣

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@DocStrangelove2 I got a ghoul (Hancock) tattoo years ago, this is nothing new

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@coffinsneeze I feel this, my son is always looking over my shoulder when scrolling

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@RoeGraceM I have dry skin and psoriasis issues and it's better if I shower every other day.

[Tortured Autist 🍉 @CornSh4rk]

@AlHendiify I mean I love being an adult and smoking weed in my house