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boioioioioioiiooiiioioiiing mortuary science student :p

[Sam🪼 @mythical_kat]

Oh ok

[Vernon Equinox ✨💚 @AfroJediii]

here’s the thing: you gotta give cocaine something to feel.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Twitter has convinced me that the bitch wife is a structurally necessary element of male sexual fantasy

[Bro @booorgan]

nearly half of americans didnt read a single book in the last year this is really fab of him

[Dr. Nopussi OB-GYN @BussyDynamite]

Poo crave really is a master at their art because I’ve seen so many people react to this like a real headline

[karo ｡˚✧ @elfbunnyz]

this kinda worsened my depression

[dyl @speckvoices]

coworker keeps making me retell a joke to people who didn’t hear it

[cady @cadutopia]

ela eh chata maior parte do tempo mas aí tem aqueles 2/3 episódios por temporada que questionam quem ela eh como pessoa e são não ironicamente meus favoritos da série inteira

[wen @HeadOfHaus]

Almost doordashed a singular starbucks drink

[gggg @shesgoingbald]

when sontag said that the fear of getting older is equivalent to abusing the present

[PILLOW PRINCESS BAIT 🇦🇴🦌 @femmepitslicker]

that's why I think no sapphic dating app could work, #they always want to include men and have no respect about women's preferences

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

love Jenna so much, BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO INTRODUCE NEW LEAD ACTORS IN HORROR AND NOT USE THE SAME ONES ALL THE TIME

[Luigi 💚‼️ @WokeLuigi]

Do y’all see how simple an apology is? Many trans people don’t care if you do it on accident. They’ll move on and make a simple correction. Simply apologize and move on. Not like we’re telling y’all to rent a Goodyear blimp and paint it light blue, pink and white or whatever

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school

[luca @jussawhole]

My job is actually really great I just hate working

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

The fact that the first person to accuse Epstein of rape was a trans Latina who was treated as a joke by (right leaning) tabloid The New York Post should tell you everything

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

The past is a foreign country

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

so they stole the company from its owners and stole the ingredients from Palestinians. It is indeed the most israeli ice cream yet.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

He’s constantly trying to recreate that image of himself on Rogan that went viral while he was still liked but can’t understand why it isn’t working

[Ankii💗 @ankiiverse]

>Man makes up random scenario in his mind
>Man gets angry