meat from the wwf

taco bell enthusiast.

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told my 6 second old daughter that her grandpa is in heaven. she looked up at me with a tear in her eye and said, “dad, i hope he hits rbg with the dirtiest crossover known to man and then dishes it out to chadwick boseman for a quick wide-open three, gregkanda forever”

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god she looks so good here. i am thinking unchristian thoughts

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@supporthimbo adverse* fuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuck I fucking suuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuck

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relating to brian wilson a lot right now and i’m not confident that that’s a good thing

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@supporthimbo meat from the wwf will never die what if i need to make a tweet about bitches and hoes or have an inverse reaction to a youtube video essay

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but maybe i’ll make, like, the pet sounds of bartending shifts, or something

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pulled up to the scene with a bad bitch she got an entire half gallon of milk in the go bag

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a simpler time

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I can’t stop listening to the AI generated Drake voice cover of the American Dad theme with trap drums. I can’t do it.

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it’s been almost a week. there is no escape for me anymore. ai generated drake is my life now

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rolling through town in that contraption

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i’m not kidding the only two public facing individuals that have genuinely inspired me to be a good person and create what i care about are jon bois and john blud shoutsout to the fucking jo(h)ns man

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at the premier with your bitch and she kissin me for the photo op rebecca furguson style

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I’m just saying what everybody’s thinking, the panda is a fucking DEI bear okay

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I got your girl in the back room of the club we’re playing late 2000s flash games

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solemn but hopeful, gazing into the middle distance picking the petals off of a flower one by one and letting them float gently down the the ground. the light of the moon reflects in the ripples of the lake.

“he shits me, he shits me not. he shits me, he shits me not”

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i have also been described as a loveable scamp with a heart of gold

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hey @SabrinaAnnLynn do you fuck with fellas with a certain degree of whimsy about them

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*coworker reading about what an inflation kink is*

“OHHHHH, LIKE DIG DUG”

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i’m like the rapping chef from tiktok except instead of rapping i use the microwave

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asking god what sacrifices i have to make for the privilege to love and be loved by hayley williams not for the selfishness of being hers, but to know the price of heaven dare i try to reach it

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certified ludacris enjoyer

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@RileyJohnSavage