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[Cornwell @Cornwell182]

If they’re so intelligent then how come 2/3 of the houses they make can be blown down?

[Insider @thisisinsider]

Pigs are more intelligent than people realize 🐷

[. @HalToHell]

Paul Skenes is good and all but he keeps getting worse every year. Something to keep an eye on.

[… @MindOfBron]

“Me, Bron, Luka…shiii”

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

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[kordell @lledrook]

niggas in 2016 when black beatles played

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

Just hate this for LSU

[Max Toscano @maxtoscano1]

This is exactly what Jeremiah Smith looks like

[taylor @TJenkinsTampa]

Skenes has thrown 5,568 pitches at the MLB Level. He’s allowed 23 home runs.

That’s roughly one home run every 250 pitches against the world’s greatest hitters.

If you’re reading this: You would never, could never, never ever, ever ever, hit a home run off Paul Skenes. Ever.

[INSIDE THE GAMECOCKS 🐔🤙🏻 @InsideGamecocks]

What a fucking tweet

[C.J. Wilson @CjWilson850]

In Tate’s defense, Nabers you wouldn’t have been #1 on them OSU teams either..

[Burner @NotaBurnerr007]

Steelers turned the George Pickens trade into Drew Allar

[ken @JaiIpose]

Tell her Bron still doin it lol

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Sittin courtside tonight

[Mike @hammerito]

Damn it’s wild that a guy named Home Run hit an absolute bomb to right too

[BigBobsCards @BigBobsCards]

“Back in my day players hit for better average.”

Back in your day they’d have put Paul Skenes on trial for being a witch if they saw this.

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

We thought ABS would spare Aaron Boone ejections, but he thought of a loophole. Win the challenge and then tell the umpire he's a fucking idiot. Life finds a way.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

[elaine @laineyyyy01]

recession indicator

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

giving claude access to draftkings

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“Squire, my 7-iron.”

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸🇳🇱 @ThienemanSZN]

Miami being just good enough to force (FL) on the other Miami is a win in my book