Michael Cornwell

My middle name could be gorgeous, it's not though. #LFC

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

@RushmoorCouncil cannot pay for parking on Ring go, please contact me so I can pay for Farnborough Main. 🙏 I got on the train before releasing ringgo wasn't working

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

@RingGo_parking as your app is down how do I pay for parking at Farnborough Main?

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

ELBOW - huge outdoor concert at Englefield, 21 July 2024: https://t.co/kaNCCRuTJl

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

Just cooked @LidlGB Deluxe croque monsieur, had an extra added piece of plastic in one of them. Gross 🤢🤮.

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

@DowntDog @RonJichardson @mattforde Quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[Down The Dog @DowntDog]

🚨VIDEO🚨 Here's the video of @RonJichardson opening a 20-yr-old packet of fish for a sniff!

listen to the full episode of 'Down the Dog' here... https://t.co/aJartFck54

@mattforde

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

@tSHandJ what about the Graham's? Swann and Onions! An old favourite of the Royal Family. #cricketfood

[Dan Fitzpatrick @theaieducatorx]

This isn't your average prompt guide for teachers.

This booklet is packed full of pedagogy.

Learn how to PREP, the method that's spreading around the world.

I'll show you 40 ways to do this.

Retweet & I'll DM you the full 44-page booklet.

#AI #ChatGPT #Bard #Education

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

I wish I could mime at the half time show at the Superbowl.

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

Legend 🤣

[Lucas Leiva @LucasLeiva87]

Am I a Premier League champion ?

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

@NoContextBrits Honey, I wank the kids

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

After the pandemic I'm just gutted I'll have to work from home, rather than enjoy the rain day with the family.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

If it rains tomorrow and it settles, I’m going to run outside with the kids and build a rainman.

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

Put this in your eye holes.

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

‘pointless’ 🥀

yours at midnight tonight x

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

Thanks Wolf and Owl for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 2,310 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/s2FQ4E5CVA

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

@tSHandJ The Palace manger, Patrick Viola #orchestrafootballers

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

@RadioX I'd heard it was an ancient word, from east Asia, that gave the meaning of life.

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

@ICTEvangelist Kula Shaker

[Ian Young ⚽️🎬📖📱 @ianyoungkop]

If we signed Lisandro Martinez our top 4 centre halves would be, Van Dijk , Matip, Konate and Gomez.

[Michael Cornwell @CornwellLFC]

Like rats from a sinking ship. #BorisJohnson

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

The Times turns on Boris Johnson, saying there is now "no chance" of him winning the next general election.