josh barnes

27 / professional cooker / commie bastard

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

my dude i am becoming enamored of the powers of my cursed blade. i think i can really use this weapon to make a positive difference in the world

[josh barnes @cornxbread]

nothing short of dying's gonna bring me any peace, but I ain't really worried, cause I can't feel a thing

[josh barnes @cornxbread]

a crooked tooth smile to hide all the pain, and a bottle of whiskey to keep me estranged

[Eater Dallas @EaterDallas]

Petra and the Beast is back and more adventurous than ever. https://t.co/8vgjGSyIlG

[Meghan Ball @EldritchGirl]

As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:

[josh barnes @cornxbread]

nothing makes me feel like much of nothing, anymore

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

What I see. What the grill sees.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Back to basics,getting sun with my Dragon,need to get her tail in the sun HH

[Denton Tea Times @DentonTeaTimes]

It’s a disgrace to any town/city who has or will decide to shut out it’s LGBTQIA+ community. Let alone even consider it. This is incredibly shameful.

[加藤オズワルド @ozoztv]

隠遁の王

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

mr president I’m in love with you and would like to be Mrs president

[Manatee of La Mancha @heckmanatee]

Chernobyl Lite™️ is happening in Ohio right now but we’re not gonna know the extent of the disaster for another 10 years or so, huh

[Rob Bowyer @massiveface]

Just inking out some frustrations.

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

most of the people in the world think johnny cash is a huge badass and all of his sonmgs are like "i am so so scared"

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

yeah, that’s kinda his whole fucking deal