teresa

my uterus is red

[teresa @cornyasshit]

@iagoxbuteraa in my head slaps DOWN

[teresa @cornyasshit]

i just wonder how many versions of me had to disappear before i became someone you could forget

[teresa @cornyasshit]

genuinely let’s burn lesbian space princess pleaseeeeee

[teresa @cornyasshit]

fuck being a filler friend, I’m going apeshit on these whores

[teresa @cornyasshit]

bitch I need to go poop, my diarrhea is killing mee

[teresa @cornyasshit]

if you’re gonna play with my feelings, at least do my anus right

[teresa @cornyasshit]

seriously what you shove on your clit is not my concern

[teresa @cornyasshit]

how can couples afford a marriage these days

[Secular hijabi @ShansDaBoss]

@ness_valentine doubt it

[Secular hijabi @ShansDaBoss]

why’s everyone getting married rn is it cheap or sumn

[Z O Ë @MerkzMontanna]

@ShansDaBoss They need a joint income for the mortgage

[solejaboy @beanbargent]

@errai Born an idea I was never a man

[Angel from Gaia @SorrowOfMany]

@errai I have transcended physical reality and exist purely as a thought. I do not even have friends, I have belief systems. If somebody needs me, I simply appear as a neural synapse in their brain connecting them to the highest vibes one can achieve in a corporeal form.

[teresa @cornyasshit]

@buffys Jen from love island

[teresa @cornyasshit]

how do u guys get so many followers on this app without selling your clits

[teresa @cornyasshit]

positions was her best album til petal like arianka said

[teresa @cornyasshit]

so crazy to think that the twink from call me by your name is dating kylie jenner

[teresa @cornyasshit]

elon musk is out there being mark zuckerburg's personal sex slave and stripper. somewhere.

[teresa @cornyasshit]

@BhadBhabie you should marry billie eilish someday