corn

occupation: dildo

[corn @cornycorinne94]

When Kim K gets robbed and you're at the Kayne concert...

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tone, ya hear that Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early spring? That was us, we tracked down the gerbil bastard in the woods last night and told ‘em if he sees his shadow he better learn to keep his fuckin’ mouth shut. In the end, he did the right thing, T hehe

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Having doubts between being the good guy or the bad guy

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry I can’t make it today. it’s 60 degrees & raining when it should be 30 degrees & snowing and I’m consumed by existential dread

[corn @cornycorinne94]

@bbgonad @DZ_DYLON

[corn @cornycorinne94]

@ConsciousTching shout out to the best presentation at #LearnFWD23

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

what — and i cannot emphasize this enough — are thooooooose

[i like food @messedupfoods]

mike wazowskiwi

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

DeVonta Smith before leaving Philly for the trip had a baby girl with his girlfriend.
Cradle the baby celly

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

happy 4th to our founding fathers

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

55 Nouns
55 Verbs
55 Adjectives
55 Prepositions
55 Adverbs
100 Conjunctions
100 Gerunds
100 Abbreviations
100 Interjections
100 Onomatopoeias
55 Determiners
55 Acronyms
55 Place Names
55 Participles

[Hannah @hannahshep12]

I want the Eagles to win the Super Bowl only because I think it would make for a very great Abbott Elementary episode

[John Foley @2008Philz]

Official Kelce Rankings:

1. Jason
2. Travis

[corn @cornycorinne94]

@jennwilliams23 Philly school teacher looking to represent the city 💪🏽😊

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

2 tickets to this weekends game! Who wants to come with me? 🙃👀 RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets.

Must be following Slay and I.

Stay tuned this week for more!

💚🦅 #FlyEaglesFly

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Super Bowl - Eagles beat Bengals

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Overheard; "Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Explaining The Phillies @ExplainingPhils]

The entire City of Philadelphia just failed no nut November