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What is hard and pink when it goes in, but soft and eet when it comes out? Bubble gum you dirty mind!

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If you're american in your living room, then what are you in your bathroom? European!

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What do you comb a rabbit with? A hare brush!

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What gets wetter and wrtter the more it dries? A towel!

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Why did the can crusher quit hit job? It was soda pressing!

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What did the hat say to the tie? You hang around, I'll go on ahead!

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Why did the cookie cry? Cos his mom was a wafer too long!

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Why are ghosts happy in elevators? It lifts their spirits!

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@MartyKay9 That's why she couldn't control her pupils.

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What's a rapist favorite pair of shoes? White vans!

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She cpundlt control her pupils!

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Never trust an atom, they male up everything!

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? He saw his phone bill!

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What happens when a frog parks illegally? It gets toad!

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Why did the leprechaun iron his 4-leaf clover? He wanted to press his luck!

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What did the house wear to the party? Address!

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What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra!

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Where does a person work if they only have one leg? IHOP!

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Why did the deer need braces? Because he had buck teeth!

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How do you know when Santa is in the room? You can sense his presents!