I hope you all who’ve never met me would imagine I have an old iPhone with a cracked back a cracked screen protector a cracked screen and no case bc that’s what’s going on irl
Everyone jokes about fat men reflexively pulling their shirts but no one jokes about balding men insisting their bangs are sitting pretty like their lives depend on it
Ay ay ay they want a pile of the buttplug sculptures for the show, I haven’t made a single one of those in years, and a pile??? By Tuesday? Let’s get to work girls